Monday, August 25, 2008

Where is CATCOUK?

The general public are now beginning to worry about the welfare of CATCOUK writer, Andy Clarke. Nothing has been heard from the 21 year old from Lancing in several weeks now, via his multi-award losing blog. Suspisions have now been raised as to whether the intrepid young man did indeed make it back from his recent 11 week trip to the United States.
Suspisions were raised after a regular reader of CATCOUK trawled back through past posts of this year's 'American Adventure', and found that Andy hadn't been injured once. A full investigation has now been launched, and international authorities remain hopeful. Rest assured, whatever the fate of CATCOUK, or Andy Clarke, you will hear about it her first.
Goodnight, and good luck!
If you have any information as to the whereabouts of CATCOUK, and would like to see that this blog remains silent, you can leave a comment below, and we'll get him.
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why is this weeks post in a different font Mr Clarke?! You are confusing me!! xx

Anonymous said...

I think he is just waiting for the right time to come out. Unfortunately the only clock he has is broken. This is why it important to have more clocks just in case something bad like this happens. If you find the room with only one clock that is broken, there he can be found too