As many of you will know, I am a scumbag University Student at the University of Chichester, studying ADVENTURE EDUCATION (basically an excuse to go Kayaking and Climbing, but with a bit of theory thrown in...). There aren't many of us on our course (30 per year group), and we organise social events to get to know each year group better. This month, some of the lads in my year decided to organise a male-only trip to 'the clinic'.
For those of you that havn't already cottened on, a couple of my friends have been having some pains in some... personal areas (for those of you that are under 18, they have a cold). University life being what it is, these guys have clearly had a good time (something that I'm missing out on somewhere). Anyways, 3 out of the 4 that live in a house together, decided to go to 'the clinic', after having some discomfort down there (again, if you're under 18, they recently went to Australia). The fourth housemate (not wanting to be left out) joined the band wagon (he really didn't have any problems, he just wanted the trip out... nice).
As word got around, another two bloke from my course (who had equal issues) decided to join the social outing, and this Thursday, they all had a 'clen out' (once more, if you're under 18, it was their nose that was cleaned out). Now, as many of my male readers now sit there with their legs crossed, I have the pleasure of reporting that the all clear was given to all 6 people - no STD's there (lastly, if you're under 18, none of them were allowed to join the Special Tactical Devision in the Army because of their cold).
Normally, I can't attend socials because I work every evening of the week. But this was one social I'm quite pleased I couldn't attend!
Now, on the subject of Adult Games ([sigh] so fo those under 18, this means games like Poker...) a poll came out this week, of the best cars to play... er... POKER! The number one car for this type of... 'activity' is a VOLVO ESTATE (which I drove for 4 months!!!). My readers will be pleased to hear that I can confirm this. A Volvo V70 is a great car for playing adult games in the back - I once played Chess in the back with my friend Louise (but that was all).
Who needs a Jaguar? My cat (Monty) helping to make my Dad feel like he drives a Jag. But he doesn't need to, because this is the award-winning Volvo V70 - the best car for playing 'Doctors & Nurses' in! Think how many stretchers you could get in the boot...
Anyways, the fun of this poll doesn't end there! Oh no. Guess what car came 5th? That's right! A FORD ESCORT (which for those of you that havn't realised by now, I drive!). I'm sure many of my female readers are swooning at the thought of my car's back seats, and I'm open to offers. Just start your comment (below) with - I'D LIKE TO PLAY CHESS WITH YOU. I have to warn all readers though, that my rear suspension isn't that soft...
In the words of the Hoff this week - Jump in MY car! - Me with my Ford Escort - statistically the 5th best car for playing 'Hide the Sausage' in - and look! I've got an Estate! Think how many sauages you could fit in there!
No really, Jump In My Car - I've blown the picture up so that you can see my T-Shirt. To support the Hoff's attempt at No. 1 I wore my Knight Rider T-Shirt. Look! It's the Hoff! (Sad thing is, I took this picture back in May!)
Anyways, that's it from me this week! Shock horror! This week's post was short and painless (just like the Adventure Ed social - so my colleagues assure me....).
If you've enjoyed playing Poker in an Escort, and you feel the findings of this poll was inaccurate, why not leave a comment suggesting that I buy a new car?
If you'd like to test the findings of this poll, why not leave a comment asking for my Dad's E-mail address...?
2 comments:
Nicola wants to play chess in the car, but she doesn't know how to.
Perhaps I should teach her.....
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