Thursday, May 18, 2006

It's all gone Pete Tong!!!

As per usual, everything went Pete Tong (wrong) for a while there. It's assessment time at University, and I actually have to do some work. So, just about everything was put on hold, while I have been doing essays. On top of this, I am going away at 0500 tommorrow, so everything this week has been manic. So, not only has my life been put on hold, I also havn't posted for a while.

Anyways, I decided I would do a post before I go, and I've taken photos and everything. I'm now sitting at Uni, and the cameras at home, and the post doesn't work without the post.

Damn.

So for comedy purposes, I am only left with the old faithful... a crap joke.

A man takes his pig to the vet. "My pig hasn't been well lately. He's always running around the yard, but he's not eating."

The vet checks the pig over, and replies, "It's alright, he's just picked up a spell of the TROTS!"

[Gettit? because pigs trot around.... meanwhile, 'the trots' is also slang for the 'Delhi belly', which is also slang for 'the squits'. Which uncannily is also slang fot the 'trots'.]

More from me in a while. I will be in France next week, so see thee after the bank holiday.

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